I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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