I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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