he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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