I can text with my tongue
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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