So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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