Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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