I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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