you're like a bully in the Christmas story
are you so shy because you have an std?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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