he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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