Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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