Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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