3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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