my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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