On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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