You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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