Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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