I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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