i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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