i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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