it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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