You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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