yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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