so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
