So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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