You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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