I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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