theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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