If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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