So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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