I need help removing her.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
