just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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