When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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