i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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