So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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