How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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