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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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