In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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