i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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