just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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