Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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