# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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