Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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