Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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