One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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