I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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