I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize