Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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