just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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