ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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And then my night got REAL pukey
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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