i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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