Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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