he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i came on her dog
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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