is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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