Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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