What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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