its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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