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  • that's why I do my wide stand squats in the morning. Fixes that problem right up and I get to have children later in life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:12pm
  • 4:49 Ball Dozer (doze as in sleep)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:48pm
  • ZOMBIE MAYS HERE, AND I braaaaaains WANNA TELL YOU ABOUT braaaaaains A REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT TO END YOUR braaaaaains NOCTURNAL STICKY braaaaaains BALLS! I CALL IT ... braaaaaains THE BALLDOZER braaaaaains!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:24pm
  • im depressed to be from the same area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:09am
  • I miss Billy Mays the most too :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:11am
  • it's a horrible idea, but it's a fucking awesome name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:41pm
  • That would be a permanent solution

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Too bad Billy Mays is dead....you could have made MILLIONS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:52pm
  • i dont get it = ( -yes i am a girl lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Every guy scratches their balls when they wake up. Jim Lehrer wakes up, scratches his balls. Siddhartha Guatama woke up, scratched his balls. Dan Aykroyd wakes up, scratches his balls. If you still haven't figured out how to use this to roll 'em off your thigh to avoid that painful bandaid-peeling-skin feeling, apparently yours dropped quite recently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Or you could just sprinkle a little talcum powder on the boys right before you go to bed. And it has less potential to cut off circulation in such a vital area!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:44am
  • y'know they castrate sheep by putting rubber bands around their balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:12pm
  • No it doesn't. I've never in my life had an issue with my balls sticking to my leg. Not looking like a prepubescent girl and having a little body hair is a plus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:41pm
  • why wouldn't you just put a sock over it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm
  • men who think this is a good idea, should do it.. great way to filter out the gene pool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Couldn't that cut off your circulation? Not a genius idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:08pm
  • You can do a bundle deal with the cockbib and advertise it to men who haven't grown the fuck up yet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:51pm
  • wow, i love the name of the invention

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:34am
  • eh, a loosely tied hankey works better. so does falling asleep in some vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:04am
  • Men everywhere owe you a great deal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Be careful, you could cut off blood flow and cause damage. Maybe next time use a sock..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:04pm
  • soon to be called the ball decapator!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:08am
  • it feels like a bandaid being ripped from your skin???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:02pm
  • The name, however, is great. But it sounds more like a teabagging technique.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:28pm
  • I think he's using the term "genius" VERY loosely...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:15pm
  • hey, the world needs more eunuchs... they're hot in that androgynous way and they can't get you pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:25pm
  • more like asshole alert.....what an idiot....figures a guy would do that.....thank god i'm a chick who likes chicks.....a big lesbian...HAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:48pm
  • This is a terrible invention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:33pm
  • yep 5:43 has it right; there's an invention been around awhile called soap and water! use it you scrote!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 5:46pm
  • i guess you're looking to castrate yourself...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:15pm
  • so you're naming your new-found product with a heavyweight machine designed to tear and push around tons (as in weight) of dirt/trash/scrap metal/whateverthefuckisheavyandneedspushing to the most fragile part of our body? product-name fail... ballcozy however is great haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Marry me!!!!! This is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:22pm
  • wow you fuckin tard... nothing with the words "balls" "rubber band" and "sleep" can ever be good... i hope you're ready to be an amputee. PS remove your genes from the pool please. Poster = Darwin Award Contestant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I just sprayed all over my keyboard once I got to the name. Tooooo fucking funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:35pm
  • May I get in on that?

    Submitted by undergrnd20 on Apr 25, 10 at 6:47pm
  • 8:24 is made of win. Of all the famous people that have died I miss Billy Mays the most.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Hmm. Try talcum powder instead eh

    Submitted by missfidycool on Feb 24, 12 at 9:05am
  • It's like putting your balls in a sleeper hold.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 20, 12 at 11:04pm
  • How does that even work.... has to be painful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:22pm
  • hahaha actually works, just make sure the bands arent too tight...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:56pm
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