genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
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that's why I do my wide stand squats in the morning. Fixes that problem right up and I get to have children later in life.
Ball Dozer (doze as in sleep)
im depressed to be from the same area code
I miss Billy Mays the most too :(
That would be a permanent solution
y'know they castrate sheep by putting rubber bands around their balls
Too bad Billy Mays is dead....you could have made MILLIONS!
it's a horrible idea, but it's a fucking awesome name!
why wouldn't you just put a sock over it?
i dont get it = (
-yes i am a girl
Every guy scratches their balls when they wake up. Jim Lehrer wakes up, scratches his balls. Siddhartha Guatama woke up, scratched his balls. Dan Aykroyd wakes up, scratches his balls. If you still haven't figured out how to use this to roll 'em off your thigh to avoid that painful bandaid-peeling-skin feeling, apparently yours dropped quite recently.
Or you could just sprinkle a little talcum powder on the boys right before you go to bed. And it has less potential to cut off circulation in such a vital area!
wow, i love the name of the invention
No it doesn't. I've never in my life had an issue with my balls sticking to my leg. Not looking like a prepubescent girl and having a little body hair is a plus.
Couldn't that cut off your circulation? Not a genius idea.
men who think this is a good idea, should do it.. great way to filter out the gene pool
You can do a bundle deal with the cockbib and advertise it to men who haven't grown the fuck up yet.
eh, a loosely tied hankey works better. so does falling asleep in some vag.
Men everywhere owe you a great deal
Be careful, you could cut off blood flow and cause damage. Maybe next time use a sock..
hey, the world needs more eunuchs... they're hot in that androgynous way and they can't get you pregnant
I think he's using the term "genius" VERY loosely...
more like asshole alert.....what an idiot....figures a guy would do that.....thank god i'm a chick who likes chicks.....a big lesbian...HAHAHAHAHA
soon to be called the ball decapator!
The name, however, is great. But it sounds more like a teabagging technique.
it feels like a bandaid being ripped from your skin???
This is a terrible invention.
yep 5:43 has it right; there's an invention been around awhile called soap and water! use it you scrote!!
so you're naming your new-found product with a heavyweight machine designed to tear and push around tons (as in weight) of dirt/trash/scrap metal/whateverthefuckisheavyandneedspushing to the most fragile part of our body? product-name fail... ballcozy however is great haha
i guess you're looking to castrate yourself...?
Marry me!!!!! This is the best
May I get in on that?
wow you fuckin tard... nothing with the words "balls" "rubber band" and "sleep" can ever be good... i hope you're ready to be an amputee. PS remove your genes from the pool please. Poster = Darwin Award Contestant.
I just sprayed all over my keyboard once I got to the name. Tooooo fucking funny.
8:24 is made of win. Of all the famous people that have died I miss Billy Mays the most.
It's like putting your balls in a sleeper hold.
Hmm. Try talcum powder instead eh
How does that even work.... has to be painful.
hahaha actually works, just make sure the bands arent too tight...