I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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